I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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