Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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