Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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