Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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