People with herpes should wear stickers.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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