I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I have feelings that need drinking.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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