I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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