You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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