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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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