Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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