And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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