Why are handjobs necessary in class?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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