Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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