Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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