No awkward lesbian experiences without me
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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