i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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