in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
