Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
it was like his penis was on wheels.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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