When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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