No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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