apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I had to cum in my sink.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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