four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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