I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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