how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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