quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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