I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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