OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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