so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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