If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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