I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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