I just saw a hot homeless man
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
