This girl is more easily done than said...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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