I must be too annoying 4 u.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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