Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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