there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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