we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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