): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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