I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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