Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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