Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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