there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Randomize
