We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
