Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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