Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
