hotel room ftw
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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