i think i have herpe
just one?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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