There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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