it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
