just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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