remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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