Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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