i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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